Eight Hotties (Who Are TOTALLY NOT COPS) Holding Baby Animals

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Manny loves puppies, cuddling, and walking on the beach.  He has totally not been a cop for four years.

 

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Rico’s a fan of working on his car (usually without a shirt!)  But here he’s taking some time for a furry friend.  Rico has totally not been a cop for two years, and was totally not recognized his rookie year for a major drug bust on the I-95 corridor.

 

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Andrew may look tough, but here he’s just getting some quality snuggle time.  He has totally not been a cop for seven years, three of them totally not in deep cover where he totally didn’t shoot a man to prove his loyalty to a gang.

 

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Ted and his puppy, Mr. Woofles.  Ted has totally not been a cop for six years.

 

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Greg and his friends– two of them!  He has totally not been a cop for just six months– totally not like a little baby cop!

 

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Thomas and his adorable sidekick.  Thomas has totally not been a cop for five years, but his K-9 partner could arrest us for cuddle assault any time.  (We reiterate, Thomas is totally not a cop.)

 

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Pedro is here getting some kitty-kisses.  Pedro has totally not been a cop for seven years, and totally is not getting promoted after a bold rescue of a hostage in Hoboken, NJ.

 

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Brent and his canine companion have totally stolen our hearts.  But they would totally not arrest someone if they saw them in commission of such a crime, because they are totally not cops.  You can trust them.  Seriously.

 


My name is Adam, and I want you to be my Eve.

ADAM WEISHAUPT is a Professor of Law at the University of Ingolstadt.  His hobbies include rationalism, masonry, and opposition to Kantian idealism.

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