Hooray! It’s finally Friday!
Which means you can do things your way.
“Your way” happens to be going to a club to see your favorite transgender Armenian theremin player, Armen Ra.
(You just took something which may or may not be molly.)
You meet someone who’s tired of playing his own instrument.
So you head back to your apartment and put on a little music to set the mood.
Things are starting to heat up…
SOMEBODY’S done their homework!
And NOW we’re going places!
And a patriotic song for the grand climax!
Или… гимн России!!
Or… let’s be honest.
You don’t have any plans this weekend. You’re not going out. You’re not going to hook up with anyone. Grab a bottle of cotton-candy vodka and let’s make this whole post a waaaaaaa-waaaaaa sing along.
The best drunken sing-along song in human history.
You’re not really alone.
And hey, at least Game of Thrones is something to look forward to!
ADAM WEISHAUPT is a Professor of Law at the University of Ingolstadt. His hobbies include rationalism, masonry, and opposition to Kantian idealism.