18 ADORABLY Skeptical Babies

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“Teach your children well,” the old song goes, and what could be more important than teaching them a healthy dose of skepticism?

 

baby14

This whole Peek-a-boo thing has me kind of weirded out.

 

baby6

Like, I know something’s going on, but I can’t quite put my finger on it… of course, my motor skills aren’t very developed, so I have trouble putting a finger on most things.  But that’s beside the point.

 

baby19

I just know something must be going on behind the scenes.

 

baby4

Something smells about all this, and I don’t think it’s my diaper.

 

baby17

I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck yesterday.

 

baby2

Hand me that fur-covered book over there– you know, the one that squeaks?  It’s time to do some research.

 

baby1

Wait, this doesn’t make any sense.  Horsepucky!

 

baby7

I’m tired of the answers they’ve been spoon-feeding me.

 

baby9

It’s not just that I question your results– your methodology is terrible.

 

baby16

Wait– I think I might be on to something.

 

baby15

I’m starting to see a trend, and I don’t like it.

 

baby12

It’s like you’re disappearing, but every time you come right back!  Every.  Single.  Time.

 

baby5

This is really it.  It’s all connected!

 

baby10

Have you thought about the implications of this????

 

baby18

I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!

 

baby11

You really thought you could keep us in the dark forever?

 

baby8

We won’t be fooled again.

 

lamb

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!1!!!

 


My name is Adam, and I want you to be my Eve.

ADAM WEISHAUPT is a Professor of Law at the University of Ingolstadt.  His hobbies include rationalism, masonry, and opposition to Kantian idealism.

 

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