“Teach your children well,” the old song goes, and what could be more important than teaching them a healthy dose of skepticism?
This whole Peek-a-boo thing has me kind of weirded out.
Like, I know something’s going on, but I can’t quite put my finger on it… of course, my motor skills aren’t very developed, so I have trouble putting a finger on most things. But that’s beside the point.
I just know something must be going on behind the scenes.
Something smells about all this, and I don’t think it’s my diaper.
I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck yesterday.
Hand me that fur-covered book over there– you know, the one that squeaks? It’s time to do some research.
Wait, this doesn’t make any sense. Horsepucky!
I’m tired of the answers they’ve been spoon-feeding me.
It’s not just that I question your results– your methodology is terrible.
Wait– I think I might be on to something.
I’m starting to see a trend, and I don’t like it.
It’s like you’re disappearing, but every time you come right back! Every. Single. Time.
This is really it. It’s all connected!
Have you thought about the implications of this????
I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!
You really thought you could keep us in the dark forever?
We won’t be fooled again.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!1!!!
ADAM WEISHAUPT is a Professor of Law at the University of Ingolstadt. His hobbies include rationalism, masonry, and opposition to Kantian idealism.
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