Six Celebrities We’d Love To See in Neon!

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If you’ve been anywhere within a three-quarter-mile radius of fashion recently, you’ve seen neon colors.  And we love it!  Somehow it feels fresher, more vibrant than just a rehashed version of the ’80s.  I think we’ve got a handle on neon dos and don’ts this time around.  Just check out these ladies!

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Our favorite celebrities are wearing neon.  We love that tasteful neon orange jacket Kim Kardashian is wearing in this photo.  J. Lo?  It’s a gutsy chartreuse number with neon pink heels.  So hot!  And Katy Perry is bookending that pink power with matching neon blue skirt and hair.

Yasiin Bey being force fed to highlight the force feeding of Guantánamo Bay prisoners.

Or how about Yasiin Bey (Mos Def), dressed here in an attractive neon orange jumpsuit, allowing himself to be subjected himself to a forced tube-feeding to call attention to hunger strikes going on at Guantanamo Bay. He looks so good that it almost makes us yell “Stop, stop, Asif, please stop!” like he did when doctors attempted a second time to jam a plastic tube down into his stomach to bypass his ability to object to nutritional slurry being pumped into him.  We figure, if he can rock the orange, some other celebrities could as well!

 

6. Cliven Bundy

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5. Paul Wolfowitz

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4. Donald Rumsfeld

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3.  Jamie Dimon

JPMorgan Chase & Co CEO Jamie Dimon testifies before the House Financial Services hearing in Washington

 

2. Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney Speaks At The American Enterprise Institute

 

1. George Zimmerman

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My name is Adam, and I want you to be my Eve.

ADAM WEISHAUPT is a Professor of Law at the University of Ingolstadt.  His hobbies include rationalism, masonry, and opposition to Kantian idealism.

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