In the week leading up to Flag Day, we’d like to share some patriotic content. Enjoy!
Ah, the Stars and Stripes!
The pride of America!
There is literally so much awesome going on here that I don’t even know where to start.
These colors don’t run!
Support our troops!
The good old red, white, and blue!
Go put on your patriotic pants!
(Or not, as the case may be.)
We respect our Declaration of Independence, blurred here so you can better see the eagle and the flag. Huah!
This is a red, white, and blue nation.
Say it with me again– this is a RED, WHITE, AND BLUE NATION!
And we love the ladies.
And the ladies love us back so much that they gladly donate 23% of their lifetime earnings just to work alongside us!
Only thing we love more is guns.
And maybe babies.
But babies ain’t got their own Constitutional amendment!
Yep, the Stars and Stripes…
You’d better get behind it, because with all that firepower, it’s incredibly unwise to stand in front of it.
ADAM WEISHAUPT is a Professor of Law at the University of Ingolstadt. His hobbies include rationalism, masonry, and opposition to Kantian idealism.