Personal Statement
My name is Epona, and I’m a horse nut :-). I raise several different varieties and train them for various equestrian competitions.
Age
Roughly 2,500. I’m the baby of my pantheon.
Occupation
Though it started as a hobby a long time ago, I’m one of those lucky few who have turned a passion into a career. I am sought out as a great trainer and breeder of horses for numerous American families — including a particular Mormon, who professional etiquette dictates I not name. However, I turned him down for political reasons. ;-P
Hometown
In truth, I was born in Rome, but I’ve been adopted by various areas of France, England and Ireland. At the moment, though, I’m enjoying a nice spot in Michigan — it’s a quaint bed and breakfast.
Hobbies
When training my own animals, I’m really into dressage and jumping competitions. However, I’ve also really gotten into barrel racing as of late. I’m currently preparing my roan Rhiannon for competition.
Turn-ons
Any man, or woman, who loves horses and other equines are welcome in my book :-D.
Turn-offs
Glue factory owners. >:-(
THOMAS ANTHONY THACHER is a professor of classics and administrative official at Yale and a high priest of Wadjet-Bast. While not deciphering ancient Greek, Latin, Egyptian and Coptic texts, he can be found at home, tending and breeding his Egyptian Mau cats.
