Who Run the World? Psy + Snoop Dog’s “Hangover” vs. A Drug-Addled Panda


In this installment of “Who Run the World?” we’re looking at two trends that are rocking the globe: K-Pop and recreational drugs.


Two of the world’s biggest stars, together at last



That scene with the shot-glass domino effect was bitchin’



We cannot imagine a more fun time in the world than skipping through an amusement park with Psy and Snoop


Drug-Addled Pandas

Lie around sleeping all day


Prone to flying into berserk rage



Looked down upon by their closest relatives


Winner: Drug-Addled Pandas

Surprised?  We’re looking at a few angles on this one.  First off, “Hangover” was a great song, but it’s not nearly as catchy as “Gangnam Style” or “Gentleman,” and we think that’s because so little of it is actually in Korean.  If we want to listen to K-Pop, we want to listen to a language that most of us (except for our friends Myeongyun and Hyun Jin) can’t understand.

But there’s a more serious issue at work.  Think about how addictive drugs are.  And think about how addictive pandas are.  If you don’t know how addictive pandas are, take a look at the Panda Cam for a few days straight.  Now mix the two and see if you don’t find a way to bring society to its knees.


My name is Adam, and I want you to be my Eve.

ADAM WEISHAUPT is a Professor of Law at the University of Ingolstadt.  His hobbies include rationalism, masonry, and opposition to Kantian idealism.

Who Run the World? Kanye vs. Conway


In our second installment of “Who Run the World?” we take a look at the world of music.  Two popular musicians, born and raised in the American South, each with a stint in R&B, go head to head: Conway Twitty (né Harold Lloyd Jenkins) and Kanye West (né Kanye Omari West).

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Who Run the World? Puppies vs. Kittens


As huge Beyonce fans here at Illuminaughty Boutique, we were initially looking into putting together a piece on the influence of the Illuminati and the occult on Queen Bey’s work.

But that’s been done.

Been done to death, in fact.

Like, seriously, look for yourself and see how done-to-death it really is.

So we started thinking… what do we love as much as Beyonce?  Puppies and kittens!

kitten vs puppy

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