United States to England
12:56 A.M. UTC−05:00
hey!
Kiribati to Australia
1:27 a.m. UTC+14:00
global warning gettin me so wet can i come over???
Brazil, re: ALL
2:12 a.m. UTC−03:00
FUTEBOL PARTY AT MINHA CASA LOOK AT MY BALLZ LMÃO
Russia to Ukraine
2:36 a.m. UTC+04:00
am comin over better lev door unlocked comin in anyway baby 😉
United States to England
2:39 a.m. UTC−05:00
hey, soo…
United States to England
2:41 A.M. UTC−05:00
hey, you up
United States to England
2:45 A.M. UTC−05:00
listen, about what i said 238 years ago, i’m sorry
China to South Korea
3:01 a.m. UTC+08:00
sorry kim was a bitch tonite we can do lunch tomorrow ^___^
Jordan to Israel
3:07 a.m. UTC+03:00
omg neighbors STILL throwin a rager might need to sleep at your place but like just as friends
Argentina to England
3:16 a.m. UTC−03:00
keepin las malvinas u left em here
India to England
3:32 a.m. UTC+05:30
chai in the morning?
England, re: ALL
3:34 a.m. UTC±00:00
AM TRYING TO SLEEP BUGGER OFF
Canada to England
3:40 a.m. UTC−05:00
sorry
South Korea to China
3:48 a.m. UTC+09:00
lol just got a new phone didn’t see you. that sounds great! ^____^
Azerbaijan to Armenia
4:31 a.m. UTC+04:00
grudgə fuck?
ADAM WEISHAUPT is a Professor of Law at the University of Ingolstadt. His hobbies include rationalism, masonry, and opposition to Kantian idealism.