Have you binge-watched the second season of Orange Is the New Black yet? (We haven’t had a chance to– don’t spoil it for us!) If it’s anything like Season One, though, we know we’re going to love it. And we have no idea how Piper is going to get out of that incident in the finale.
What we want to talk about today is a more wide-ranging problem introduced by the series title. If orange is the new black, then… well… what is the new orange? Continue reading →
Looking for a way to spice up your love life? Or maybe you’re just trying to get that first kiss from that special someone? Forget OkCupid and eHarmony– in Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, and Azerbaijan, horses are where it’s at!Continue reading →
Oooooh boy. Deeeeeep breaths. We don’t know about you, but we’re huge fans of Grey’s Anatomy here at Illuminaughty Boutique, and… last night’s episode was hard. No spoilers here– we promise!– though we will let you know that Sandra Oh is apparently still alive and well. It was just really, really emotionally hard.
We all feel vulnerable right now. After all, we just lost our “person.” The question now becomes… how do we go on with life? Continue reading →
I have been approached by some of my colleagues and temple adherents as to ways they can keep their children engaged on rainy days when outdoor activities are limited while also providing an effect introduction to the occult. Well, one of the easiest options is summoning rituals. Most only require things already possessed in most households: salt, candles, dark-magic grimoires and a little dash of blood. Most are also composed of simple chants easily ingrained through rote recitations before the rituals are attempted. The only truly difficult aspect is crafting the elaborate circles for a few of those listed below, but that will take up more time, build a sense of suspense and teach your progeny the importance of patience.
10. Ouija Board
This one would have ranked higher on the list, but it takes some forethought to have such a board on hand. However, if you do, it’s simple enough to make use of. Turn out the lights, ignite a candle and be prepared to have your questions answered. Continue reading →
Public school. You know it’s a place full of bad influences: drugs, queers, evolution. And yet you are a hard-working parent doing your best to get by– home schooling is expensive even without factoring in your lost income! It’s just not a possibility for everyone. Because of that, we’ve put together a list of ten things you can do as a concerned parent to make sure your little love-sponge isn’t going to soak up all the horror that is public school. Continue reading →