New hearings are in progress to investigate failures in the 2012 attacks on the American Embassy in Benghazi, Libya. Led by Representative Trey Gowdy (R-SC), these new hearings build off over 50 previous hearings which have cost taxpayers millions of dollars, and yet it seems we’re no closer to an answer.
Yet long before 9/11, clues throughout history have been warning us about the existence of Benghazi, along with a bevy of dangers passed down through the ages. We present here just a few of them. Continue reading
Paleo is all the rage these days. Advocates of the paleo diet say it’s the key to cutting body fat, increasing energy levels, and looking and feeling your best. Here at Illuminaughty Boutique, we believe that it is more important to look good than to feel good, and we find ourselves wondering– could paleo cosmetics have the same benefits? Let’s find out! Continue reading
Over the course of the last few months, I have had the privilege to have taken up correspondence with an upstanding young gentleman who currently resides in the northern reaches of Washington State, known to me simply by the initials R.H.
Most recently, he has confided in me, overthe course of several epistles, that his youthful visage is a mask for a much older soul. He claims to be one of the nosferatu, a vampire. Before he was turned, as he described, in 1247, he was born in was is now Belgrade in the Year of Our Lord 1214, exactly 800 years ago.
After he made this revelation to me, I implored him to detail how much our world has changed since he began his journey. The following is an abridged excerpt of his experience these last 800 years. Continue reading
1. The Great Pyramid of Giza
Yeah, we get it Khufu, you were hot shit in Fourth-Dynasty Egypt, but… maybe you were compensating for something here? The Pyramid has been able to keep it up for the past few thousand years; we’re not so sure about you, buddy. Granted, the use of slave labor probably kept costs down, but… we’re not buying it. Continue reading