Fifteen HILARIOUS Ways You’ll React to the Next Highly Addictive Drug Craze!

1. When your future dealer tricks you into taking your first hit.

 

2. As you try to avoid the cops while waiting on your dealer to get that next precious hit.

236 Words Only Literate People Will Understand

Chances are if you’re reading this post, you’re a literate person– and in English, moreover.  Otherwise this text would look sort of like լիզում իմ ոտք ունեցող մարդ.  But how did you get that way?  What sets you apart from the throng of people who just don’t understand the symbolic interpretation of glyphs on a page?

Who Run the World? Puppies vs. Kittens

As huge Beyonce fans here at Illuminaughty Boutique, we were initially looking into putting together a piece on the influence of the Illuminati and the occult on Queen Bey’s work.

But that’s been done.

Been done to death, in fact.

Like, seriously, look for yourself and see how done-to-death it really is.

So we started thinking… what do we love as much as Beyonce?  Puppies and kittens!