I haven’t been entirely honest with my boyfriend. He thinks I grew up in southern Alabama, but I was actually manufactured by the Tyrell Corporation for use on Mars. Should I tell him I’m a replicant?
Dreams of Sheep
That depends on a lot of factors. Do you think you will stay with this boyfriend long term? The fact that you’re writing makes me think you may feel guilty about withholding this information. If that’s the case, I think you should absolutely tell him.
Any tips for spicier cybersex? I’ve been talking up a chatbot and am ready to take things to the next level.
When it comes to chatbots, it’s really up to you to make the first move. If you want things to be a bit “spicier,” you’ve got to make the first move. The bot will follow suit. The fortunate thing about that is your cybersex partner won’t be able to take it too far for you.
Why don’t you talk to me anymore?
Please do not write to me. I am not interested in you or your antics.
CORA L. V. SCOTT is an author and lecturer from upstate New York. Her interests include esoteric elocution and pantheistic spiritualism.
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I prayed that God would cure my sciatica, and now my toaster keeps popping out pieces of toast that look like they have Paul Rudd’s face on them. What gives?
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M 2.7 – 11km S of Laytonville, California
Time: 2014-06-12 10:55:23 UTC-04:00
Location: 39.585°N 123.462°W
Actor(s): Saul and Peggy Rubenstein
Description: wet slapping
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