Introducing: Cthulu, Our New Streaming Video Service

We’d like to take this opportunity to introduce you to the dark, dark future of streaming video– Cthulu!  Are you tired of looking up your favorite shows, only to find a site that once played them for you for free is asking you information about your cable provider?  That sucks!  CTHULU is the solution to your problems.

Seven Hotties Ranked on the Bristol Scale

 1. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass).

 

2. Channing Tatum

Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy.