Dear Cora: Letters for June 12, 2014

Dear Cora,

I prayed that God would cure my sciatica, and now my toaster keeps popping out pieces of toast that look like they have Paul Rudd’s face on them. What gives?
Thanks,

W. Wheatly

Coxsackie, New York: Home of Swing ‘n’ Meet 2014

Our planning committee has met, and we’ve picked Coxsackie, New York, as the home of the Illuminaughty Boutique Swing ‘n’ Meet, on Sunday, July 26, 2014!  Voting was tight, but in the end Coxsackie beat out nearby Cummington, Massachusetts for the win.