
United States to England
12:56 A.M. UTC−05:00
hey!

Kiribati to Australia
1:27 a.m. UTC+14:00
global warning gettin me so wet can i come over???

Brazil, re: ALL
2:12 a.m. UTC−03:00
FUTEBOL PARTY AT MINHA CASA LOOK AT MY BALLZ LMÃO

Russia to Ukraine
2:36 a.m. UTC+04:00
am comin over better lev door unlocked comin in anyway baby 😉

United States to England
2:39 a.m. UTC−05:00
hey, soo…

United States to England
2:41 A.M. UTC−05:00
hey, you up

United States to England
2:45 A.M. UTC−05:00
listen, about what i said 238 years ago, i’m sorry

China to South Korea
3:01 a.m. UTC+08:00
sorry kim was a bitch tonite we can do lunch tomorrow ^___^

Jordan to Israel
3:07 a.m. UTC+03:00
omg neighbors STILL throwin a rager might need to sleep at your place but like just as friends

Argentina to England
3:16 a.m. UTC−03:00
keepin las malvinas u left em here

India to England
3:32 a.m. UTC+05:30
chai in the morning?

England, re: ALL
3:34 a.m. UTC±00:00
AM TRYING TO SLEEP BUGGER OFF

Canada to England
3:40 a.m. UTC−05:00
sorry

South Korea to China
3:48 a.m. UTC+09:00
lol just got a new phone didn’t see you. that sounds great! ^____^

Azerbaijan to Armenia
4:31 a.m. UTC+04:00
grudgə fuck?

ADAM WEISHAUPT is a Professor of Law at the University of Ingolstadt. His hobbies include rationalism, masonry, and opposition to Kantian idealism.