Seven Creepy Places To Visit This Summer


Dear readers,

Things have finally begun winding down here at the university following another year of studies. However, several of those younger students who have yet to taste what summers are like for real adults — i.e. having actual occupations during the summer — have been inquiring as to places they might explore while they are on sabbatical this summer. Here is a short listing of places I seem to recommend every year.


7. A Sarlacc’s Digestive System


This is a trip I usually reserve recommendation until a student has completed all doctoral degree requirements save his or her dissertation. It makes the perfect place to take in the sites and spend countless hours fretting over whether or not their paper is ready for defense. Continue reading

Tanning Tips for White Devils


In the 6600 years since being invented by the rogue scientist Yakub on the Isle of Patmos, white devils have had it rough.  Not “rough” like in terms of slavery, colonialism, and the rape and pillage of our ancient societies, but like in terms of sunburn. Continue reading