If Orange Is the New Black, What Is the New Orange?

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Have you binge-watched the second season of Orange Is the New Black yet?  (We haven’t had a chance to– don’t spoil it for us!)  If it’s anything like Season One, though, we know we’re going to love it.  And we have no idea how Piper is going to get out of that incident in the finale.

What we want to talk about today is a more wide-ranging problem introduced by the series title.  If orange is the new black, then… well… what is the new orange? Continue reading

Introducing: Cthulu, Our New Streaming Video Service

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We’d like to take this opportunity to introduce you to the dark, dark future of streaming video– Cthulu!  Are you tired of looking up your favorite shows, only to find a site that once played them for you for free is asking you information about your cable provider?  That sucks!  CTHULU is the solution to your problems. Continue reading

After Yang: Finding Meaning in a Life without Cristina

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Oooooh boy.  Deeeeeep breaths.  We don’t know about you, but we’re huge fans of Grey’s Anatomy here at Illuminaughty Boutique, and… last night’s episode was hard.  No spoilers here– we promise!– though we will let you know that Sandra Oh is apparently still alive and well.  It was just really, really emotionally hard.

We all feel vulnerable right now.  After all, we just lost our “person.”  The question now becomes… how do we go on with life? Continue reading