What up. Tangaroa here. I’m addicted to surfin, tats and fishn.
Fuck you, man.
When I’m not surfin, I’m typically out fishin. I mean, who needs a regular job when you can put your own food on the table without givin in to the man.
My main digs are in Fiji, and I have a nice summer home just off the beach on O’ahu, but I have keep a small grass shack on many of the Polynesian Islands. I’ve never wanted to be tied down in one place for too long.
Like I said, I’m usually out lookin for gnarly sets.
Totally into bunnies and dudies with tricked-out guns. Also, I’m not aganst groms and kooks lookin to start their first set.
Fuck trees and namers, bro.
THOMAS ANTHONY THACHER is a professor of classics and administrative official at Yale and a high priest of Wadjet-Bast. While not deciphering ancient Greek, Latin, Egyptian and Coptic texts, he can be found at home, tending and breeding his Egyptian Mau cats.